AI Roast Arena
Upload your online identity. Three AI judges roast it, score it, debate it, and challenge you to prove you're not all hype.
Sample arena run
A preview of the judges, scores, and verdict flow
Founder Delusion
GitHub Aura
Professional Signal
The arena run
Your online persona enters. A tournament verdict leaves.
Every stage is live: gates, judges, scoreboard, panel banter, and the final title.
Open the gates
Choose one online identity and enter the arena on your terms.
Meet the panel
Three AI judges make their entrance, deliver a roast, and lock in live scores.
Claim your title
Watch the scoreboard, judges’ debrief, and final tournament verdict unfold.
Proof of roast
A preview from the judges' bench
Verdict: chronically online
Main-character buffering
“Your bio has more job titles than a startup Slack. At this point, your personal brand needs its own office lease.”
Built for the bit
Internet-native entertainment, responsibly made.
Three distinct judges
Different lenses. One collective side-eye.
Heat, not hate
A calibrated score for the roast, never your worth.
Consent-first comedy
Guardrails keep the punchlines playful and personal-data free.
The full panel is waiting
Get your three-judge verdict.
One identity enters the arena. A Venture Capitalist, Senior Engineer, and Recruiter each bring their own take.
Enter the Arena